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Fish heads Fish heads/ Roly Poly Fish heads

I dunno, I'm not around much today, and look what you lot get up to, tch!

Fish heads Fish heads/Eat them up YUM!

Sorry? And *where* exactly did the fish heads come from?

I'm all sad now, you guys seem to be pairing off and there's no one left for me...

I'm not pairing off!

Three's more fun

JUST JOKING!!!!

Well, I'm sure Sat's not appalled by the idea... and surely not your good self either.

I'm paired off. Maybe. Nah. I don't want to be though...

And you've been leading me on all this time?

Hysterical woman.

Fine. I won't care...

*sobs in a corner*

()

You'll be back.

()

I should hope so too...

(now, do I just walk up, or spring on her from behind?)

*acquires mental image of VIP springing on Sat. Has to go for a quiet lie down*

I hope you're all enjoying the meet today, you lucky b*****ds.

B

Uh. Yeh!!!!

You'll make it to the next, I was asked about you a lot!!!

And Im not going to tell you what I said...

Oh Ok. That feeds my ego enough.

You better have not said anything about my third eye, second head and the rather large growth on my face...

*arf*

I don't want my reputation ruined.

Well, I let slip about the third eye, but the rest remains private.



Till you posted it here...

So. Details are needed! Drop me an email or something. I want to hear all the gruesome details. Especially who had uncomfortable levels of body odour...