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DISF

Post 1

RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391!

*A man in a base ball cap and a World tour of Beer Jacket enters GA Zapdos's office*

I have come to tell you to watch how much territory you aquire, for if you spread your power to thin you will eventually fall...

*The images then fizzes out revealing that it is actually a hologram*

CEO RMF smiley - wowDISFN


DISF

Post 2

RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391!

*something crashes through a window*

YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO RESPOND


DISF

Post 3

Mauritania

Listen, I don't have to listen to you. If I don't listen to Hans Blix, what chance have you got. I admit our power has expanded to quick for our fleet to cope. However were producing a ship a month, so soon well have a pretty impressive task force!!!


DISF

Post 4

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*HDS appears in a plume of smoke and with a loud bang*

Where is New Babylon?


DISF

Post 5

Mauritania

Well try looking for New Carolina, we changed its name what with the hostilities with American forces after we invaded it, easily, despite that plague that ramages the planet and anyone without nannities with the correct frequency goes mad, other than that, quite easily!


DISF

Post 6

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Would this planet be somewhere on H2G2?


DISF

Post 7

Mauritania

Maybe, maybe not, your not the person I ought to be telling!!!


DISF

Post 8

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

True.

If it is at your site, it wouldn't open, maybe it needs tweeking.


DISF

Post 9

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

*walks in and stands next to HDS.*

You shall fall before the hands of the SGC, DISF, and the Empire. Maybe you haven't heard but, the SGC have been growing in strength and soon they shall match the CGE's skills. Now tell me where New Babylon is and I shall ease your pain upon your pathetic CGE.


DISF

Post 10

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

or New Carolina.


DISF

Post 11

Mauritania

You're nowwhere near the technological capacity of us, unless you have found a more powerful particle than a meson!


DISF

Post 12

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Don't need those dinky little things, I got long range Moleclear cutters.


DISF

Post 13

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

Just a question but is it really made?


DISF

Post 14

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

not on Earth, or atleast not as a weapon, it might be a "made" particle in an atom smasher for a nano second or so, but not usefull except for studeing.


DISF

Post 15

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

No that question was for Zapdos. Just wondering if the New Babylon was really built.


DISF

Post 16

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

or New Carolina.

are they here on H2G2, or is the search pointless?


DISF

Post 17

Mauritania

The place you seek, you really could reak (havoc, that is is). Your search will continue when the planet comes into the reality known as h2g2, then it will disappear into the world of known reality.

(Translation - If you wait around abit, it will be ready)


DISF

Post 18

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

thank you.


DISF

Post 19

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

Aye post it here so we dont spend so much time looking for it. It would be just a fun little quest in a sense.


DISF

Post 20

Mauritania

What would be the point in that?


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