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My name is mike and I have no idea what To put in here... oh wait i know... I'll throw in some utterly useless information to Confuse and annoy you, the Complete stranger who is reading this.
Useless fact # 1 My First Name is Mike
Useless Fact # 2 I am From New York City
Useless Fact # 3 I work at a Law Firm
Useless Fact # 4 There is No Useless fact #4
Useless Fact # 5 I am 36 years old 5'10" 165 Pounds and Am the Kind of Person who will, at a Moments Notice, begin to Toss about useless facts in a Manor which can Only be called, well, useless.
Useless Fact #6 Useless fact #5 wasn't so much of a Fact as a Personal ad for the amazingly Lazy.
Useless Fact#7 I would naturally say something deep and meaningful at this point, but it would so harshly clash with all the previous stupidity that currently exists here, and will remain in existense here because i cannot think of anything to replace it with, that any attempt to be anything but shallow and meaningless would be, errr, well.. meaningless.
Useless Fact #8 I enjoyed writing fact number 7 a little too much for my own good. Maybe i've been at the firm a bit too long and need a vacation, sipping a ridiculously expensive drink at a private beach at a ridiculously expensive hotel and making ridiculous remarks to fabulously rich women who may at some point want to have sex with me on ridiculously expensive sheets after drinking ridiculously expensive drinks in my ridiculously expensive hotel room. Which is a ridiculous concept. But isn't that the point? Or is there one? Dammit! I need a Drink!
That's all, Will add more Useless stuff as i can Think of it. Now please buy me a Drink. Thank you very much. Have a Nice Day.
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