h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahem... ~Greebo grins as she eats her doughnuts~

These taste wonderful... nobody makes doughnuts at Crufts... me just knew dogs had bad taste...

I did think you were looking a little thin, have another bag.

*hands over a HUGE bag of 's*

~Greebo swallows the doughnuts... bag and all~


Hmmm... would go down better with a nice cold glass of milk... with a straw... ~grin~

*Pulls on the big thick rubber gloves and pours a tall glass of milk, then holding it at arms length hands it to Greebo*

Here you go.

*stands as far away from the milk as possible*

~Greebo arches a well defined eyebrow~

The straw???

I think Bob keeps his straws in the cupboard above the microwave

*rummages in cupboards for a while, then hands Greebs a straw*

Could I have one for my whilst you're there?

*hands over another straw and hides from the milk by diving behind the sofa*

any chance of one of those little umbrellas?

Why are you hiding from the milk?

Milk is evil, it doesn't like me.

*has a quick look under the sofa*

This umbrella do?

*holds up what used to be a cocktail umbrella but most of the paper is torn and its now a little fluffy*

I think I might manage without one?

Sorry but Bob is still doing his housework and he's not allowed on the computer until he's finished.

Does that mean he won't be back till 2010?

As it's 2241 now - definately not!

Cripes I must have over-slept this morning, it still looks like 2002 round here.

I was thinking of the time, not the year!

He's in bed now anyway, soo he can't come and join in.

~Greebo noisily finishes off her milk... sucking the last few drops of milk through her straw~

Ahhh... that hit the spot... ~grin~

dont take the pattern off the glass as well!


here, have some more

you look half starved

FABT

*feels safe to come out now that the milk has been well and truly slurped*

Now Menza... you KNOW me would NEVER hurt you... don't you...