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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 11, 2002
I have to get something out of being married to a babel fish. Apart from translation they are very good (alledgedly) at housework.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
My point exactly. That's one reason to get married to someone who can do their own ironing!
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 12, 2002
wots ironing? dont do that.
FABT
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
Neither do I. I can't remember the last time I ironed anything. In fact I don't even know where our ironing board is kept.
Last time my mother came to visit I spent about an hour trying to find the hoover.
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 12, 2002
you have a hoover?!?!?!?!
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
Apparently so, although I haven't seen it for some time.
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 12, 2002
must have been a mirage
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Menza Posted Mar 12, 2002
I have a hoover, its in the corner of the bedroom. I'd never remember where it was if I didn't see it regularly.
I did open a cupboard in the kitchen the other day to find the iron. You know its been a long time when your first thought isn't "Oh, thats where I put it" but rather "Wow, I've got an iron". 
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
No, I think it was one of my nightmares
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 12, 2002
What 
When I left for work 11 hours ago, there was no washing OR ironing....where's this lot come from????
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
Well, when I left for work there was loads of washing and ironing and I was *rather hoping* it would be gone by the time I got home. 
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 13, 2002
Me returns to find the conversation about housework!!!
~Greebo shakes her pretty head~
This just can't be...
Tell me.. tis all a dream... or rather a nightmare!!!!
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 13, 2002
night mare 
did you have a nice time at crufts?
FABT
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 13, 2002
Just make sure you don't leave 
crumbs all over Bob's carpet
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 13, 2002
she'd NEVER waste crumbs! more likely to ware a hole in the carpet checking she ahs got them all
FABT
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Menza Posted Mar 13, 2002
If thats the case, watch out for flying furballs. 
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 13, 2002
Flying Furballs?! Next thing you know there'll be cat hair everywhere and Bob'll be moaning about the hoovering.
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Menza Posted Mar 13, 2002
There is no hoover on the planet that can get furballs out of the carpet. Its a blow-torch or nothing. 
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