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Keep out of my ears!

Post 1

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Hey Bob! Free warning, DON'T GO IN MY EARS!!!!! I do some scary stuff that'd unhinge your poor fishy brain in seconds!
Other than that, Welcome to H2G2! I run the Factory, a great place if you need armaments (and who doesn't smiley - winkeye), and I'm also hoping to become an ACE... but enough about me. Once again...
*Fanfare*
WELCOME TO H2G2!!! smiley - wow


Keep out of my ears!

Post 2

GreeboTCat

~grin~... hmmm... this warning sounds a little harsh... after all... without Babel Fishes... we wouldn't understand half the people on H2G2 now would we... ~bigger grin~...

You are free to swim in my ears any time you like... as long as you bring a couple of doughnuts with you... tis only polite you know...

Greebs... xx


Keep out of my ears!

Post 3

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

I know, but I've lost two Babel Fish already... their poor little brains just melt away in the face of all my mad adventures (The last one died before I'd even had breakfast!).


Keep out of my ears!

Post 4

GreeboTCat

Ohhhhhhhhh.. poor you...


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Post 5

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Yeah, AND I live with five cats... I don't think I need to draw you a picture... smiley - injured


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Post 6

GreeboTCat

Oh please do... ~conceited grin~... me collects pictures of myself you know...


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Post 7

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

*Goes off to find a camera*


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Post 8

GreeboTCat

~Greebo pretties herself up... and then stops~... hmmm... how can me improve on purfection??? ~grin~


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Post 9

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Now I remember why I like cats...


Keep out of my ears!

Post 10

GreeboTCat

~grin~... doesn't everyone???


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Post 11

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Woody doesn't! OR those 'Dog House' members, damn them all! smiley - grr


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Post 12

GreeboTCat

Dog house memebers... me has talked with them before... ~grin~... they are misplaced souls... have no worries about them...


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Post 13

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Yup, Dogs + Dynamite = Good time for all! smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

GreeboTCat

NOOOOOOO.... me couldn't do that to dogs... me wubbles them to much...


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Post 15

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Wubbles?


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Post 16

GreeboTCat

Hmm.. Greebspeak for love... ~grin~


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Post 17

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

You love dogs? Scary...


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Post 18

GreeboTCat

Oh yes... ~grin~... me might even be spotted at Crufts in March... if you look carefully... in Discover Dogs...


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Post 19

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

I'm not sure what to think of you anymore...
...
Hey, isn't someone missing from this posting?


Keep out of my ears!

Post 20

GreeboTCat

Of course you like me... in fact.. me got a sneaking suspision... that you wubble me... ~grinny grin~

~Greebo looks all around the conversation~... hmmm... who is missing?


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