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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 26, 2002
Wimper! Wimper!
My head hurts 
Anyone know where I enlist the help of a 
?
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GreeboTCat Posted Feb 27, 2002
~Greebo glances down at her remarkably cute bottom~... Did anyone else hear my bum talk just then???
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Whisky Posted Feb 27, 2002
No, put something smells fishy around here
*glances suspiciously at Greebo*
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GreeboTCat Posted Feb 27, 2002
HEY!!!... Me washes myself every half hour... thank you very much!!!!
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2002
That all? I though every five minutes would be more efficient...
... providing you have nothing better to do, like eat or sleep, for example. 
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 27, 2002
Bob, Can I interest you in a special deal on membership of BabelFish Rescue.
A bargain at only £20,000 of your earth pounds for life time membership.
We will guarentee to protect you from Fin Rot, Dry Ear Syndrome and Cats (especially ones who eat doughnuts)
If you are interested please phone the extortionately priced telephone number printed on the reverse of this message
(oh - and don't forget the small print)
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2002
Like anyone's gonna' pay that-
-CID! YOU TAKE ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL RAILGUN YER ASS!!! 
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 27, 2002
I would join, but have you ever seen a fish use a phone?
Babel Fish Rescue Promotion
6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 27, 2002
Ah! O.K. No need to phone. Just sign here on the dotted line.
No,no You don't need to read all the small print it's quite straight forward. Just sign here ->
Sorry Bob, No cheques. I can take you to the bank to get the cash out if you like.
Did I mention you get a free one-piece luggage set if you sign before I count to ten....?
Babel Fish Rescue Promotion
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2002
Or you could just go in his ear and make him listen to Bird-Speak for ever and ever... 
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 27, 2002
Would a free calculator and a 10% discount make you even more interested?
Hey Bob! Come back here! You haven't signed yet....
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2002
*Right hand automatically begins to open the Railgun Slug-pouch on his belt*
Maybe he doesn't want to...
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 27, 2002
Hey now Mr Wargamer! Don't do anything hasty. I'm only trying to make an honest living you know.
I get call the boss and see if I can get you memebership even though you're obviously not a babel fish.
I might even be able to get you a special deal...
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Feb 27, 2002
i think bob went out for donuts, may be you should come back tomorrow...........
i can escort you to the door if you like.
FABT
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 27, 2002
You're not the trading standards bloke are you?
I was just leaving, honest. I've got to go and set up a time-share scam on Alpha Centuri.
And I think I might have just bored poor Bob to sleep, I can hear him snoring.
I didn't know babel fish snore.
Yes yes O.K. I'm going now. Shall I leave you my card?
No? Oh, O.K. I'll go right now if you put that dangerous weapon away
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Feb 27, 2002
you can stay and have a donut if you want, there's a squashed one over there in the corner that greebo didn;t seem to fancy.
pull up a pew, you might have a long wait till bob gets back, i suspect the queue at the bakery will be huge at this time of night.
FABT
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 27, 2002
I never did like this salesman lark anyway.
So Bob's gone to get doughnuts has he?
Lets hope Greebo's not around when he gets back or else we won't get any.
I just remembered I've got these in my briefcase
Opens briefcase and produces 
Oops. Sorry I was looking for these
Pulls out 
Would you like one?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 27, 2002
No thanks, just had some 
and 
.
Thanks anyway...
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- 61: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 62: Whisky (Feb 26, 2002)
- 63: GreeboTCat (Feb 27, 2002)
- 64: Whisky (Feb 27, 2002)
- 65: GreeboTCat (Feb 27, 2002)
- 66: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2002)
- 67: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 27, 2002)
- 68: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2002)
- 69: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 27, 2002)
- 70: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2002)
- 71: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 27, 2002)
- 72: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2002)
- 73: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 27, 2002)
- 74: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2002)
- 75: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 27, 2002)
- 76: FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page (Feb 27, 2002)
- 77: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 27, 2002)
- 78: FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page (Feb 27, 2002)
- 79: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 27, 2002)
- 80: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 27, 2002)
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