h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey there, and welcome to h2g2!

I am Roadkill, and I'm an ACE (Assistant Community Editor). This means that I'm here to help. If there's something you're puzzled about , don't hesistate to ask me or one of my fellow ACEs.

And so we come to the links. These are to help you find your feet, and jump start you into the community .

The smileys: These are the cute little yellow things that are liberally dotted around the screen . these can all be found at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/Smiley or by clicking on whichever smiley you want to learn how to do.

The H2G2 Post have made a nice little links page for those of us that don't carry them around in our heads . You can find it at A616718 .

For a longer welcome, go to the Welcome page, that the nice people (usually called the Italics, as their names appear in italics in the who's online menu) who keep the site running have written at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/Welcome-Newcomers
it's got a lot of the basic background and how-tos that you will need - a good place to start

Then you can take the H2G2 Tour at A317459 to see how it all works

If some of the H2G2 terms leave you a little confused, there is a great page about it at A632431 .

Oh, and also: Don't Panic. If you do, then go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/DontPanic for all your FAQ needs.

Also, regarding the clock: We're moving on to Luddism in the Temple of Confusionism, and it seems that the creator(of the Temple)'s goal is to have man sitting in a cave poking each other with sticks. I'm sure clocks have some part in this. The Temple of Confusionism is at A665769 .

Bye for now, and if you need anything, ask.
Roadkill.