h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the magic land of Astriduxawhulixation. This is an almost-lost art that unfortunately was not allowed to die out entirely. We have the last three living practitioners of it here. They have been giving lessons in it for the last three years, though no one who has learned the techniques has any idea why it's worth doing.

First up is Leonard Wheezegeezer, who is 99 if a day, who has been doing the astridux part for 85 years now.

Leonard: Well, it's true I did it for 85 years, but I've been lousy at it for the last 5. So, you'll need to take lots of notes, as it's very tricky, and you obviously won't learn much from watching me. Also, it's true I did it for 85 years, but I've been lousy at it for the last 5. So, you'll need to take lots of notes, as it's very tricky, and you obviously won't learn much from watching me. And finally, it's true I did it for .

[Men in white coats gently take the sleeping Mr. Wheezergeezer backstage for his afternoon nap]

(To be continued)

Hi, Lady Scott. How are the rabbits?

What? Is it that time of year again already when I should acknowlege the existence of my fan club?

Still only the one rabbit - we had her fixed so there wouldn't be any more rabbits. +=etc.

My last yearly visit to this thread was November 2005 - I"m nearly 2 months early!

*wonders if the would delete a post that was made too early?*

hi, how ya doin?

Lady Scott, it would be okay if you made *monthly* visits here.

yeah!!!!