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*attempts to riverdabnce and failes misrably*
what just becasue I am irish I should be able to do it

Time to tango anyway...... join in, dosey do, swing your partner......


Oh, wait, thats a square dance. Well we can do that too, since the thought of *me* doing a tango it so utterly hilarious to my loving daughter...

she is so nice that wa isnt she

*picks up an banjo and starts playing*
its amazing wht you find in these places

Are you *still* up? Shouldn't you be trying to get some shut eye?

You can't dance all night long you know..... You'll collapse in a heap of blitering, quivering, flesh, and then how will you stuff yourself in that box to send yourself over here? And here I had to fix dinner all by myself tonight......

hay Ime doing my best. and any way I carnt sleep againe, I got three houers last night that should see me through untill saterday at the moast. I just have desterbing sleeping habbits

almost as bad as mine

OK then, both of you dance until you fall into a heap, snoring.

I think this time it will be a lovely waltz.....

*giggles*

'Mom'

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I'm trying to do step dancing...

slow slow quick quick slow

Tonight's program is brought to you by Victor Sylvester from the Tower Ballroom, Blackpool

La da la da la dee da dum da dee da dum da dum......

*swing dances*

Stop the music!!!

OK, now. Do I have everyone's attention?

I see that we seem to be having a problem with every one dancing to the same music, instead of whatever music happens to be in their heads.

Now we were supposed to be doing a waltz, but *some * of you have chosen to make a mockery of the lovely dance. Now I want everyone to choose a dancing partner, and we will concentrate on flowing smoothly across the floor to the lovely strains of the Blue Danube.

Ah-one, and ah-two.....

*trips over own two feet*

Please can i stop waltzing now?

After about 16 hours I'm getting dizzy and my partner's feet are numb from the number of times I've stood on them.

Step dancing is more fun...

Tower Ballroom, Blackpool ... ah, the memories

*giggle*

Hey kids, guess what time it is!

It's time to jitterbug!

Whee-hoo! Have fun!

*giggles*


"just to explain, great granny lived in Blackpool"