h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where the munchies, drinkies and most of the peoplies are.

Or are not yet apparently ( should have locked all the bedrooms).
Munchies anyone?

Or stopped them eating in the bedrooms....

Does no one here eat? Or habitually inhabit kitchens?

*burp*

Was that the spider burping or you?
Do/can spiders burp?

it was me. i ate his buddy.

was that cannibalism or some form of oral x?

cannibalism, of course. what kinda do you think I am?

I try to think without preconceptions, ( or any form of conception).

How about immaculate conception?

Well I try to keep it as clean as I can, but immaculate...?

Was Mary the patron saint of stable cleaners?
Do you know the Yorkshire saying " A bit of muck never hurt nobody"?
Or " Where's there's muck there's brass"?
(Translations available).

Are you playing away?

"Where there's muck there's brass."
hmmmmmmmmm...... translate, please. That's not making a whole lot of sense in American.

Yorkshire saying:-
Muck =anything that people prefer not to have to think about and want to have disposed of quietly (E.g last century cities had "Night soil men" who would empty your earth closet for you in the dead of night);
Brass = Yorkshire for money

Most English people don't understand it either.