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beanfoto Started conversation Feb 5, 2002
Take your coat off and chuck it on the bed ( if you hear an humphh, leave quietly...
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beanfoto Posted Mar 5, 2002
This is the only nookie free party I've been to, since I was 10!
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Mar 5, 2002
Poor darlin'.
Wanna play some full-contact ping-pong? Bet you'd have a chance then, as long as you didn't hide the balls. 
That sumo training can be a little unnerving for some wenches, ya know. 
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beanfoto Posted Mar 8, 2002
Which do you mean regarding the Sumo training, the coloured clout, the lacquered hair, or the fish stew belly?
Full contact ping pong? Never tried that.
How about suggestive badminton without the shuttle? Strip billiards?
Kiss and chase gridiron football?
Mud wrestling? ( No that,s already played in Rugby League)
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Mar 12, 2002
Hmmmm.... lacquered hair has its benefits, ya know. You can use it as a weapon.
I'll opt for strip billiards. Don't know the rules, though. Are you going to tell me before we play, or make them up as we go along?
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Mar 17, 2002
Every home needs a bed like this, dahlink.
I'll break if you'll rack 'em.
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beanfoto Posted Mar 19, 2002
Racked and ready for your pleasure.
But not everyone plays billiards , do they?
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beanfoto Posted Mar 19, 2002
Racked and ready for your pleasure.
But not everyone plays billiards , do they?
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beanfoto Posted Mar 19, 2002
Racked and ready for your pleasure.
But not everyone plays billiards , do they?
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Mar 19, 2002
Well, I don't. I play pool... and I suspect the rules I'm used to are probably different from yours. That's why I asked.
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beanfoto Posted Mar 22, 2002
They are, but both involve Newtonian physics, ( or at least hitting balls with other balls).
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Apr 11, 2002
*whack*
Balls spread nicely, and the solid blue, red and yellow ones leap into a pocket.
Not bad, eh? 
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beanfoto Posted Apr 19, 2002
Ah now, cultural differences. In snooker
you try to get one ball in the pocket at a time, and then you get it out again and put it on its spot ( at least till all the red balls have gone of course). Please note also that Snooker tables are bigger than Pool tables and involve large amounts of lifting legs, getting into undignified positions and using rests, so I hope you're wearing trousers.
Me? I've got my Black Watch kilt on. (Built in air conditioning).
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