h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's 10:30 here, and I still have children bringing bales of straw in from the feild.
They have finished shovelling the pig poo out of the baby pig shack, and are getting cold, so I imagine they will be in shortly
I also have a pierced bellybutton
Karen

I have no interesting body features except that I am extremely tall with an intermittently silly beard.

I want to go overseas. Anyone got any spare money? Or a job for me?

DragonLady - You sound way too healthy and fit. Making me wheeze just thinking about it...

I'm sure there are lots of jobs in Southern California you could do. I'll bet, though, that you wouldn't really enjoy doing any of them.

I stay sort-of healthy shovelling all of that pig poo
Lots of farmers need help with that sort of thing
Karen

You're employed by the Federal Government to shovel pig excrement?

Must be part of the Public Relations part.....

Sat, I'm degrading myself and working two months as a customer service agent so I can go overseas. .. if I can, you can.

Says njan with the double-barrelled name.

You are not me. I am not you.

*is in a p**sy aggravated mood after spending too many hours trying to get online*

Well putting yourself down isn't going to help! And I have *four* names actually, so I must be superior in all sorts of ways I didn't know about!

*ignores all talk of employment and life*

OK, then- death, taxes, and music. If those are our subjects today I'm ottahere!

No. Topic of this thread is my tummy...

Hey, it's not my fault that neither of my parents wanted to give up their names.

It doesn't stop me from being poor.

Does your tummy have a name? Or the mole? I call my left kneecap Sir Raymond Luxuryacht III.

You are making that up!

It's from Monty Python and I gave it a name because of all my parts save one it has had the most adventures!

I'm not really a Monty Python viewer. Don't know why. I always seem to catch it at the Argument scene. And apparently that's the best, so there's no point watching the rest. Also can't be bothered.

Care to expand on any of the last post cl?

It's not the best sketch! Yes it is! No it isn't, and this isn't an argument, you're just disagreeing with me! No I'm not!

My left knee has been involved in all my physical accidents from cutting it open on a piece of metal when I was ten to cutting it open again playing rugby when I was 13 to bashing it accidentally then a year later having it sliced open yet again by a broken glass door. There are three big scars and when I sit down and look at it they are like an arrow pointing infront of me. Like it's saying *Don't look here, look over there and WATCH OUT!*