h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, two now- and her body recovered in inhuman time thanks to a personal trainer, strict diet, and the deal she made with satan

I assume that's Uma Thurman's kids rather than Sat's mole.

My knowledge of entertainment news goes as far as watching liquid news whenever I happen upon it and marvelling at the human-biology-in-action that is Claudia Winkelman's pregnancy, which would explain my lack of information about Uma Thurman's kids. But Claudia Winkelman's having one soon, that I am certain of.

Oh. Claudia Winkleman is DEFINITELY having one soon. She looks good pregnant, may I add.

Not helpful for cl though...

Oh, not at all.

Did you see Claudia on Buzzxcocks tonight! If se gets any bigger the baby's gonna be either a) huge or b) twins

Didn't watch it tonight no. Was watching the Michael Jackson thing. I watch Liquid News every day though, and have been watching the darn thing overtake her whole body. Definitely a boy. Or twins. By the way, I am also peeved that they have taked L.N off the air before the changeover to BBC3... There is no entertainment news! I live for the darn stuff!!

Off thye air? really? I've only had digital a couple weeks, and haven't got it up here in my cold wastelands of a university town, but I was bvegiining to quite enjoy it.

The guy who used to present it was best though, very sad about his death. I used to love it when he hosted, making very innuendo-laden comments, claudia sat on the sofa and that scots fella was a reporter.

I was absolutely GUTTED when the news broke that Christopher Rice had died. I cried!!! He was the best presenter. So good that they couldn't carry on the format and had to change! Claudia is good though. Don't like the other bloke though...

I find the scottish fella a bit over the top. Claudia's cute though.

Bless her. She is! Cuter since she got preggers...

Scottish bloke. Too..staunch...

I will leave you brits to that which is thoroughly......British and retreat to my colonial corner, since I haven't the slightest, foggiest idea of who or what you are talking about.

it is a televisual extravaganza starring a pregnant woman and a scottish git discussing entertainment on the bbc.

Er, that's about it.

Well thank gawd it's not a pregnant git and Scottish woman discussing the lack of entertainment....hey, wait a minute...

*phones the beeb*

Hey, we got a 6-month run on the new digital channel "BBC Bollocks"

Sat- flick through your Digibox schedule, you'll find it.

CHANNEL 666- BBC BOLLOCKS

23.30-23.45 LIQUID LUNCH NEWS

Pregnant git and Gail Porter discuss Jim Davidson and Bernard Manning. An independent Production by Bloody Useless Television.

I take offence to the Great Number being used for such crap.

It's not crap. it's bilge. And don't you forget it!!!!!!

It is an inverted nipple.

We've got lots of moles here
They like burrowing in the dirt, and can't see very well


I saw a girl with a tattoo of a lawnmower in the corner of her pubic area, where she had shaved her hair off
Karen

Was that the tatoo.