h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why does this girl not have one yet? *breaks a bottle of on the nearest convenient stern*

*sobs quietly in the corner*

That's what I was wondering. I thought no one liked me...

Congratz on the siney new fan club
are there any requirments to join ?

Math
"infinate dreams, you can't deny them" Iron Maiden

I don't know. I am just the bronze calf for you all to offer gifts to. It's Nyssa that started this shennanigan...

You need bring her offerings of . and , and , and whatsoever else she may desire. And leave your wallets at the door; I'll take care of that, thank you.

Thanks
-the management

Darn I don't own or use a wallet, have any , I got whiskey instead, and I've never liked so haven't got any of them however is another matter I have plenty at the moment, and I'm happy to share, is that good enough ?

Math

Frankly, no. I don't like chocolate because dairy products irritate my lungs. are the God of all food snacks. And I only drink or ...

If you cannot deliver, then whatshallhappen? Nyssa shall eat you...

I suppose I can aquire & especially for you though no form of alcohol has ever been known to go bad from age in my house I already have some but not vodka, which I seem to recall is your choice.

*Ponders the thought of being eaten, trying to decide good or bad*
Just in case; is it a threat or a promise ?

Math
"promises, promises turn to dust" Beautiful south

Howdie Folks juast thought things had been quiet here for too long and I should say something, so here it is;

something

err no thats no good, that'll not start any conversations going so umm... how is you all ? anything interesting happening in life, the universe, or whatever else might be be left having taken care of life and the universe ?

Math
"Flip a coin, what shall we talk about" the Refreshments

No one likes me

I must be no one then... just call me nevyn

*wonders if you know those books*

Math

it took me about a year of being on the site and six months of solid hint dropping before i got one and you just waltz in and grab one. the cheek

Math Ye with the weird Welshness about thee...

Trust Uncle Heavy to turn up. How long do you think I have been using this site matey? Go check out my joining date? Nutball...t'will be a year soon!!!



Still. No one on my Friends list has bothered. I must be shooting stock for them...

a year? oh, ok, i concede. i dont really know when the later u numbers joined. im smuggly one of the old guard now

I just went to check, and it is my anniversary on the 26th.

Which means you will all be too to bother to help me celebrate.

B*****ks.

Well if you put something in your journal about it then everyone who has you on their friends list will have it pop up... I mean they simply might not be aware of the fan club as yet... Hang on why am I making excuses for them ? Oh though you could solve that by putting uncle heavy and me on your friends list

Math

*lol* Get Happydude to lend you a few of his fans..jesus!

shed rather die

Please accept my humble adoration, great lady of letters.

*rises and backs out of audience room, muttering to himself - "I'm not sure what either she or UH has to complain about - I'm a 5-figure usernumer, and I still don't have a fan club. OK, maybe I'm not gorgeous or brilliant, but even so..."* *sniff*

i would like to point out, for the purpose of completion, that i have 25 official fans to happydudes 18