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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Started conversation Feb 11, 2002
Can you tell me how it is posible to formally identify the substance on your towel as barbecue sauce?
I only ask because I put on a jumper this morning and there is a great dollop of sauce on it. This smells a little like parmesan but this could be attributed to the fungii now living on aformentioned dollop.
Any advice or assistance with identification would be greatly appreciated.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 11, 2002
Ahh, now you see, this is where the suckage comes into play. You can tell its BBQ by having a quick taste.
If your towel has many different stains on it, then you may need to have some kind of backup plan, Ie, big glass of alchohol based substance to cover the taste, in case that big stain *wasn’t* the mayonnaise you thought it was.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 11, 2002
Thank you kindly for your assistance.
As it turns out the stain appears to be salty in taste with a sort of egg white texture. It doesn't taste like anything I've ever tasted before.
Good luck with any future substance identification
Beware of the Babel Fish (especially those called Bob)
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 11, 2002
Are you *sure* you've never tasted anything like it before ? 
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 11, 2002
Well, I've just come out of the stationery cupboard with stud muffin (he of tight t-shirt fame) who said he'd help me with my substance identification. Unfortunatley I am still none the wiser. He has promised to come and visit my Black Hole later though.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 11, 2002
Better be carefull, I hear its A deep dark pit of dispair from which there is no return, although I have never seen it at close quarters.
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Apr 4, 2002
You've had a ZAP from the Ministry of BLACK 
The Minister
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Detective Armani Posted Apr 4, 2002
You have been zapped by the Ministry of black
DD#9
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WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ Posted Apr 4, 2002
Youve been zapped by the ministry of BLACK
DD#8
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Apr 5, 2002
You have been Zapped by the Ministry of Black
Dark Desciple #3 
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Sir John Luke, Jedi Knight, Keeper of the Black Stuff (no, not marmite), dark disciple #5 Posted Apr 7, 2002
You have been zapped by the Ministry of Black
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- 1: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Feb 11, 2002)
- 2: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 11, 2002)
- 3: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Feb 11, 2002)
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- 5: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Feb 11, 2002)
- 6: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 11, 2002)
- 7: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Apr 4, 2002)
- 8: Detective Armani (Apr 4, 2002)
- 9: WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ (Apr 4, 2002)
- 10: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Apr 5, 2002)
- 11: Sir John Luke, Jedi Knight, Keeper of the Black Stuff (no, not marmite), dark disciple #5 (Apr 7, 2002)
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