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Co-operative disappointment...
Posted Feb 10, 2002
inspired by co-operative divorce in the UK. My girlfriend and I are parting ways. We are both so sad that our paths need to deviate from one another. We live together, I'll soon be moving out. What I can say is that I'm so proud of the two of us for being able to split and be the best of friends. I'll never meet another person like her - I'm a much better person for having met her. In the end I need to leave though, which gives me that warm and fuzzy ripping feeling in my gut.
If you ever need to separate from someone you love, I highly recommend trying to do it without the gnashing of teeth that so often accompanies the situation. It makes a horribly difficult time 1 to 1.5% easier to deal with. A small victory yes, but a victory nonetheless.
Sigh, 
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Pimento warriors and the olive scoops....
Posted Feb 1, 2002
I have a serious problem with olives. It's not a problem with how they taste because I think that they are the most amazing vessel for green and red to enter my body. I love them on pizza. They're great in salad. Slice them up for pasta salad. They go really well on a cracker with pate and a small piece of havarti. Mmmmmmm. They are good on a spoon and belong in my belly. They are one of the intrinsic components in diddly bing bong. So why does one rogue soldier always have to leap off the spoon and pause ala Trinity in the Matrix, allowing me to think I've got any kind of chance at scooping it out of mid air? It upsets me greatly. It's not like there's anything cool on my kitchen floor.
(Rogue olive rolls up).
I happen to enjoy a leisurely roll down Broken Pasta Lane. You should see the watering hole over on Dust Ball Avenue, yes it's a dish to you and your monster of a cat but to me it's great for cooling down on a hot day. Am I not allowed to want more? Oh I see, I'm supposed to accept my role as make-your-belly-happy-guy? You'll never catch me, I own you and your cat.......
(Rogue olive suspends self in air, rolls around three walls and leaves).
Wow, nice exit. Still hate it when I drop an olive.
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My name and my cat
Posted Jan 30, 2002
Ubuntu and the percussive feline.
I just became aware that the second half of my name could have been seen as somewhat offensive, particularly to North American women. I in no way was attempting to be one of those people that feels the need to be abrasive in their own opaque witty way. Sorry about that, my cat is acutely percussive in a verbal manner. He'll bark like a chimp, whirr like a small whirring thing and make noises similar to an internet connection dial-up. Since he's quite obviously not a cat but an alien using the cat vessel I figured I'd include him.
Ubuntu one three
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Sighs, Floh and an inaugural entry.....
Posted Jan 26, 2002
Well, I've been a researcher for all of about 5 minutes and am just beginning to grasp the breadth and width of what this book has to offer. Floh, thank you for ace-ing me......although I haven't talked to anybody yet the entries I've read lead me to believe there are some fantastic aliens very close to me. Just listening to Soft Breeze and Tsunami Breaks, learning at 12:46 am Ottawa time and realising that what you said is true regarding the addictive qualities once you crack the spine.
Glad to be here.
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