h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oi!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1121754.ece

Yeah, well, kids these days. Fur seals are pretty distant relatives anyhow. Distinctly closer to penguinkind to start with, if you ask me.

Penguins, right, I have to admit that's pretty disgusting. I'd sooner sleep with a human than one of those.

Anyway, in future at least try show some class. Post the Beeb version:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm

It was class ... faux working class.

Hi Trout,
Boots is back and I hear you are now in the antipodes? Hope all is good there.
Take care
Boots

That'll teach you to keep up

I saw.

Which is why I revitalised this conversation with the seal.

"Throw out a line, you might even catch an old boot."

You could always try talking to me because I'm witty and urbane.

I heard you tack the e on the end of suburban.

Will you have a go at the Penny Dreadful?

Dunno. Something like it, great.
That set-up specifically, dunno.

How about you?

Nice! 'Boot' I accept. 'Old' is a bit too near the mark and somewhat rich coming from a dubious fishoid!,

If this site is about to cark it.

Shame.

I'll be contactable via Pin.

Sarah Palin I would.

suspect too much information. www.britain-australiasociety.org.uk ...you should join the sister organisation...or maybe not!
Take care

Where are you flower vendor?

Excuse the interruption -(and yes, where are you boots?) but http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7790082.stm

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Go Boris!

Nice. Surely they'll be equipped with time-travel and a sanitary-hold for the seal?

I can see your googly-eyes, Bootsy.

Why anything would want to have sex in this weather is beyond me!

Seals require this kind of weather to stimulate their little pinipenii.

Careful. Anybody might be lurking