h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Today is an extremely good day, possibly this is one of the best days I have had in a long time. After two years of mostly hard work, weeks of suspense, teetering on the edge of my sanity “What sanity?” I hear you ask. Shh! I’m on a roll. Anyway, to get to the nub of the matter I finally have my GCSE results!!! Moreover I passed with flying colours, If I say so myself. (How do colours fly? Are they mutants? Do they grow little wings?…I’m getting sidetracked)
In any case, I have decided not to post them here as your probably not interested, I merely wish to send out a fuzzy warm glow and a general feel-good sensation. (Of course, this is totally optional. No-one is forcing you to feel good.)

Share and Enjoy,
Cosmic Llama

Tell us Tell us Tell us

Well okay, I didn't think anyone would care that much.
Let me see...
A* in Latin don't ask how, I havn't a clue.
A's in Maths, Science, Geography, Russian, Textiles, and English Language.
And a C in English Literature
Which is better than I thought I did so all is good with the world


There are no smileys appropriate to geography!! Rocks would have done.

this calls for a Par-Tay

I quite agree, but no one appears to be awake.

we'll give them a jab or two in a while when they crawl from thier beds

I'll have to go soon, I need to officially enroll in further education. It would be better to have the party late afternoon/early evening. But I expect it will just happen spontaneously. Hey ho. If I can't make it, have a drink on me.

OOOwww!! That hurt! No jabbing, prodding or poking please


Okay.. we are having a paaaaaaaaaaarrtttaaay!

Congratulations Cosmic!!


Cal set up the music!


The rest will be along soon!!

Traveller in Time peeking round the corner
"Congratulations, will read more about who we are talking in a minute

"

superacefantasticand
well done and earned

I've got 9 "0" levels.....all nought out of hundred

* arrives with barrels of and *

Congrats!

Where shall I put the barrels?

*s into the room*

well done! I got mine too. I'm so glad the waiting's over now. Time for the celebrations!

Well Done Galigan!

Time to play!!

Woohoo Llama!!

Woohoo Galigan!!

Thanks for your enthusiasm, guys. Although I suspect this has more to do with the vast quantities of free flowing alcohol I see lying around than anything else. Also congrats to anyone else who got exams back. Galigan, 8 A* and 2 A's! You must have a brain the size of a Planet!
Anyway, time to get totally slarmy.

*lies underneath the dripping tap on a keg with mouth open*

Traveller in Time at w**k
"Not entirely alcohol induced, well perhpas. . . .



(for now )

Hope you are going out tonight ? "

?? What are you going to do with a ? This is a party, not a appreciation society convention. (Although if you want it to be we can't stop you when we're passed out on the floor)

I hope so too, lets party hearty!

Traveller in Time next time more obvious when setting books on fire
"The rocket and stars are the only flames we have to ignite a fire. And as you do not need them (for now) they would make a great fire "

*comprehension dawns*
sorry about that, drink makes me slow. Yeah! A book bonfire, thats what we need. Trys to*picks self up off floor*

*enters dragging a large sack of revision notes*

Anyone got a light?