h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is the fan club for everyone who thought that Wargamer's singlehanded fight with the orcs was absolutely amazing, brave, courageous (and the fact that he looks like a rather dashing

also if you just think he's a groovy guy!

i know this club will have at least 2 memebers

Thanks Lizzy! Who's the other member?

you




i'm sorry

well, now you're here let's have a toast!

TO WARGAMER!

Well, I'm not to good at speeches...
...
I have something for you, but it won't be as good unless I can give it too you in public! Let's get back to the 'Blood'!

thankyou again for the Railgun

it's absolutely amazing!

*decides a two thread can't be a bad thing*

Doesn't that put a bit of strain on the arms? I mean, where abouts, geographically, would this room be?

anywhere you want it to be!

oi, hurry up and come back!

i want to join

would someone describe the fight for me?

i missed it

Okay, first I leapt onto the Orc ship, blasting with my Railgun as I went. Unfortunately, I ran out of ammo and so I had to use my Evadian Longsword (God bless Evadian Steel!). I found a crossbow and did some sniping from behind the mast until I saw Pam (Pandora from another dimension) in the water. So I came up with this plan...
I blew a hole in the hull to rescue her, but she disappeared after the fight (She went back to her own universe).
ANYWAY! I battled my way upto the Orc captian and had this incredible fight! Eventually he hit me, BAM!, with an anchor and nearly killed me! But I stabbed him in the groin and knocked him overboard, where he was crushed between the ships! HURRRAH!
Then I burnt the ship... THWAKADOOM!!!!
There, what do you think?

wow!

nice

now how much of it is the truth

All of it! Seriously, just ask Lizzy!

I can't wait for the next boarding action!

yeah,

i believe you

nice fight

it's true! it was an amazing fight!

* Wargamer*

Thanks!
What's been happening while I was gone?

i'm not sure cos i havn't been on muh either!

Well better lost together than alone!

Hey People! (in case anyone else has joined without telling me)
Listen, I'd really like to be able to get my new RPG thing going, but I need members, so would you be interested? There's loads of positions that need filling, cooks, armoury managers, instructors, as well as adventurers who'll go off and blow stuff up! Interested? Please join! Please!

where is it being held?

Follow the link called VIPER on my page.