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Dark Disciple #6
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Welcome to my own personal space. Not my website, mind you (I already have one thanks), nor my homepage (which happens to be my own website), nor my home (which ironically is not my website, although many friends would argue that point). Just my own personal space. Kinda nice, isn't it? A planet inhabited by an unusually unhappy and semi-intelligent species confronting over-population problems, yet with enough "personal space" to give it away freely to egomaniacs who feel they may someday have something worth contributing to the galactic populace. Believe me, it's a great time to be a Reasercher!
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So just who is this particular egomaniac? This Reasercher hails from the planet California, ninth planet in the Sirius II system (not to be confused with the American state of California on the west coast of North America; nor with the universally suffered state of california, which is understood to be similar to a state of catatonia with the obvious difference of the occasional mind-numbing outburst like "whoa dude" or "hey, let's party") and ironically has been assigned to the western hemisphere of that simple blue-green planet known as Earth orbiting 8 light minutes away from the star known as Sol. The irony isn't the particular star or the planet, but the location on planet. "The Golden State" of ... you guessed it ... California.
Like many others who reside on this planet, I have a facination with things that are round. Stars, planets and orbital systems qualify, but so does auto racing (an activity where people attempt to pilot vehicles known as "cars" around a particular course known as a "track" faster than the other people attempting to do the same at the same time). NASCAR epitomizes this and is one of this Researcher's favorite racing sports. Certain parts of the human female anatomy also qualify as round (few things are more beautiful than a full, well rounded pair of cheeks! They compliment the eyes so well), as well as outdoor activities like hiking (since you typically attempt to arrive at the same location you started from, unless you were extremely unhappy with that location in which case I'd call it a "journey" or possibly an "adventure" and not a "hike"). I also do some simple web development, but haven't yet figured out how to make that round so we won't talk about that anymore.
As you can no doubt tell, this particular Researcher spews out long, unfocused, complex sentences which make reading his work more challenging. The reason for this is the simple understanding that it will all be edited down to the phrase "mostly harmless" anyway, so why work at being short, focused and simple?
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Criticisms, complaints, insults and marriage proposals alike should be directed to my least used email address, which is [email protected]. This way I can laugh at them all from anywhere on the planet that has heard of this thing called the "internet". Also if I am flooded with messages (yes, I have been warned) I only have to deal with 5MB worth of them, the rest will be turned back for lack of space. 
Latest Messages
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| July 2002 Meet Up. | Aug 12, 2002 |
| #6 The Task.... | May 14, 2002 |
| You are now a member of the Community | Jan 15, 2002 |
| Welcome Dalkorian... | Jan 14, 2002 |
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| Favorite Quote? | Feb 14, 2002 | Mar 30, 2008 |
| post-grandma return | Oct 15, 2005 | No Replies |
| Oh...Make me Dark!! | Feb 8, 2002 | Jun 4, 2005 |
| Welcoming myself back | Dec 17, 2004 | No Replies |
| I accept the Rules of The Ministry of BLACK | Feb 8, 2002 | Apr 15, 2003 |
Dalkorian *Dark Disciple #6* { 1 + (8*8) - (8*2) - 7 }
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