h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I did not know you in your earlier H2G2 Life, but I shall introduce myself. I am Iago the No Longer Horrible, (Of Shakesperean Notoriety) Ex Troll of the Alabaster Fan Club, Most Rev'd Thingite Commander of the Goofy Three Leg'd Ninja's, Founding Father and Patriarch of the As-Yet Memberless Shakesperean Villain Fan Club.
I am as sad as you are, because nobody wants to join my club.

Hello Iago the No Longer Horrible, Most Rev'd Thingite Commander of the Goofy Three Leg'd Ninjas(Check out A680456, or may I just call you Iago?

I am sorry that nobody seems to want to join your club, sometimes people do not see the greatness under their noses. Would you like me to join... Oh, grrrrrrr, silly question, why would you want me to join your club, who would want me to join anything, I am not worthy of such things. Sorry I asked...

WbB

Wilson, you just gave me an idea for a new name for the club. Would you join if it was called the "Not Worthy of Such Things" Club?

Hello Wilson Brown-Bear.

That ottox is a good chap

I don't think our paths crossed in your previous existance here - that said I've got a lousy memory so it isn't necessarily true!!

Welcome Back or should that be



Bassman

Hey Bassman! I don't think we've been formally introduced. I am Iago the No Longer Horrible. (Don't ask-it's a long story involving Dragons spewing nasty Goo on unsuspecting victims.) Have you ever wished a villain in any story should have won? If you have, be the first person to join my exclusive club at A680456.

Here's to you!

Thanks for the invite, I already applied!!



Bassman

Puting in Black app now...
BTW, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, would you reccoment the Club to the members of the collective ministry?

in agony as he notices the attack of the spelling errors

Don't look too closely at my spelling of villain earlier!!



Bassman