h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nonono. Shiny is shiny. Always will be. Spanky is neat. Nifty if you will *G* succumb to the spankyness.

How do you feel about spiffy?

Spiffy's good. Goes well with Niftykeen *G*

Well, I'll leave the complicated combinations to you and just stick to spiffy I also like 'super' as a response to when people ask me how I am... not to mean "Great!" or sarcastically "Horrible" but just when I'm really tired, or just feeling flat... delivered in a deadpan voice it can cause a triple-take; First, they hear the word and think "Oh, he's good", then they notice your voice and think "Oh, he's being sarcastic and feels horrible", then they actually have a look at you and think "Oh, no, it's...erm..."... I like doing that to people

My standard response to anything is a sort of noncommittal "Nyeh". Basically that means good, bad, indifferent...^.^

Usually if it's a query as to how I am, the response is either the above, or a lazy sort of "Awwww, yeah. S'pose so..." *snickers* I'm terminally laconic.

Wouldn't terminal laconism be death?

Shhhhhh! Don't tell me that! It's hard enough keeping my body in one piece as it is..I don't need it realising it's really dead and decomposing on me!

A bit of strength of will, that's all you need

I have strength of will, that's what stops me from attacking the bottle of beam with a view to drink it all in one go isn't it? *G*

*considers*

I guess that *could* be the reason...

Sweet, sweet liquor...*grins* I seem to have a one track mind. I'll wander around in a vague circle for a while then end up back at alcohol *G*

Yes... and after I tried so very hard to keep you away from it, too

Naughty'thulhu *giggles* Okay. No more talking about booze. Non-booze topics. Like fluffy kittens and warm towels from the dryer. And vodka cruisers. They're not booze, they're lollywater *G*

The only lollywater I can bring myself to drink is the original lemon stolis... alchoholic Solo

I have a terminal sweet tooth *G* And a weakness for anything that stains your tongue when you drink it. A la blueberry cruisers *G*

Well, I don't know about the second part, but I'm afraid I'll have to concur with you on the first

What's more fun than drinking something that enables you to poke your tongue out and say to people "Look, my tongue's blue/purple/green/paisley!"

Well, I can think of a few things, but not all of them are printable I have to say though... paisley??

Paisley is just such a nifty colour. I wouldn't mind being able to have a paisley tongue. That'd be funny...

Yes, yes I see...