h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't make me start singing again...

But yeah Besides, I'm not going to spend Christmas with my family - I'd rather spend it with Joseph than on my own again

Yeah, fairy nuff...
*changes subject hurriedly, lest singing ensue*
So, how's the job looking then?

S'okay. I start my training today...So my pay starts today, hopefully. I just have to try and get in contact with centrelink within the next...fourteen days I think it is...so they can take me off of their scummy youth allowance.

Yes, or you'll be officailly known as a "rorter"

Why yes, yes I will.

I don't know if you get them down in Melbourne, but in Sydney we've just had an influx of "You must tell Centrelink If..." ads that are really cheesily acted. I can't help but laugh.

Oh yeah, we got them... I haven't seen the TV ones though, more's the pity

You're not missing much, let me tell you

Oh good... I'd hate to have to make a special effort to watch TV just to see them

Don't worry, no one's going to force you to make an effort...

Oh good... I mean, if I have to make an effort for something, I don't want it to be for something like the telly