h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Early. Wow. What a concept...

My darling's access hours are slightly skewed at the moment, so I've changed my schedule to match his...which means I sleep from about seven or half seven till half eleven or midnight, get up for a few hours, go back to bed till about six or eight am then get up for the rest of the day. That'll have to change when I start w**king again, but for now, I'm enjoying keeping my own hours...

Yep, they're definitely yours, I don't think you'd find anyone else keeping those hours

Not anyone with half an ounce of sense, anyway

I like my sleep too much to tease it so

I love my sleep, but I love my darling more. Right now hormones are winning out over common sense

I can't be bothered going into why, but believe me I understand

Well, I figure it's only fair. For the last few months he'd been catering to my schedule...

How sickeningly sweet of you both

Isn't it just? *snickers*

Oh, I apologise if I implied that that was a good thing

*snickers*

Don't worry. Even I get disgusted with me at times. Once upon a time I was a heartless bitch, who regularly destroyed many a fragile male ego...and groin...

So the change isn't all bad.

Not *entirely* no, I don't suppose... it's a close-run thing, mind you

Mkay. I'll try and keep the saccharine content down around you. Though I make no promises

Well, it's worth a shot, anyway

Hey, I'm _trying_...

...In more ways than one.

Not at all, not at all... I'm not sure why not, but you're not

If you say so...


Why in Grod's name does my computer work better, and FASTER, when my ISP is only connecting at 33.6 Kbps, as opposed to 50.6 as it should be?

Dunno! (said the with the 1.5Mbps ADSL connection)

Oh Pfft on you!

We'd have broadband - cable to be exact - except when we tried to sign up for it we were told "Sorry, we don't connect our cable internet services to units". Nevermind that we've already got Telstra AND Optus cables in our place...

I've heard stories about that sort of thing... prety damn ridiculous really, but that's Telcos for you