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Lady Scott Posted Mar 3, 2002
Obviously Happy is delighted to have an Auntie Washcloth
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Mar 4, 2002
An Auntie Washcloth isn't too bad but an Auntie Wainright would be too much for anyone.(ref. Last of the Summer Wines)
How do you know you've got the cooties, does it show like a rash? 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Mar 4, 2002
No, it's more like an itch. Actually, "cootie" is slang for a louse.
Lady Scott, I insist on being known as the evil twin sister in your adoptive family. There will be none of this Auntie stuff... it sounds far too friendly. As you know, I'm rotten to the core.
After all, Amy and Shorty haven't gotten any birthday cards or presents from me! Mwaaaaaaa Haaaaas Haaaaaa!!! 
Have some celery Happy!
:::offers celery:::
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THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous) Posted Mar 4, 2002
l don't think your evil AW.l think you'er 
and a 
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 4, 2002
And have you *ever* gotten a birthday or christmas present from me? You evil twin you......
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The Theory Posted Mar 4, 2002
*cries for joy cuz AW hasn't left*
YAY!!!
peace.
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 4, 2002
Don't believe these ugly lies about her being my evil twin! They're lies I tell you, all lies!
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The Theory Posted Mar 4, 2002
yeah, there is no way she is your twin.
peace.
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THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous) Posted Mar 4, 2002
l have a evil twin We don't look a like
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Candi - now 42! Posted Mar 4, 2002
Hi again!
::delightedly starts boogying with the cooties::
Ah! more victuals!
::grabs a random handful of food and the nearest alcoholic beverage and continues dancing while managing to ingest said items::
YAY!!
Starts singing 
AW we love you, AW we do, even though you're far away, we think of you... [no-one will remember the song I'm taking liberties with........I hope]
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Mar 4, 2002
"Grandma" 
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Candi - now 42! Posted Mar 4, 2002
Damn! Rumbled!
s off before someone starts throwing 
es and 
s
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 4, 2002
So AW isn't leaving then? 
Honestly, I go of and try to have a RL for a weekend, and then you all scare me with stuff like that Hooray for AW! Life wouldn't be the same around here without her 
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Mar 4, 2002
PS, how dare you have a RL?
(Says the one who was gone for that reason a couple weekends ago, and had this past weekend eaten up by tax things...)
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 4, 2002
definition of Real Life:
You really don't want to know.
Really you don't.
Ok, if you insist I'll tell you....
It's that stuff out there beyond your keyboard and monitor that happens all around you. Avoid it at all costs. If you get involved in it, it will only ruin your virtual life. Trust me on this one.
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