h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You were backstroking.

:::tosses another lifesaver:::

mmm... lifesavors...

there's always room for more.

peace.

l The Butterfly Stroke myself.

:::tosses a with an aneurism to THE KID:::

Aner who. Just KIDding Good Shot.

How can I backstroke when my lifeless body is lying at the bottom of the thread covered in mush?

And not one of you has so much as offered to perform CPR...

or call 911

or at least call for the coroner

Besides, I always preferred sidestroke.. that is, I used to...... back before I drowned in the mush a few posts ago

I would have offered to save you, but papaer's not that great at swimming...

(That and I wasn't online at all yesterday)

I will use the same excuse. That and I have no idea what's going on as b'log is bad for your health, it's been proved.

So is Stupitidy. PS

No, it's thinking that destroys the mind. I should know.

Lady Scott, how can you claim to be dead and still post? It simply isn't logical. I respectfully suggest that you stop crying wolf because sooner or later you *really* will need to be rescued from the mush pile. By the way, you must be established as a missing person before any search parties will be enlisted. That would require that you hadn't posted here or elsewhere in say .... six months. At which time, we will begin to look for your lifeless body at the bottom of this thread and perhaps in a few others. If this is not acceptable, please send a self addressed, stamped envelope to Battlecreek, Michigan for a really nifty unidentifiable plastic thingy from Kellogg's. Be sure to enclose three proofs of purchase with your complaint and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Everyone else, carry on drowning in the mire. Oh, and have a great day!

Lady Scott
Theory
THE KID
Amy Pawloski
Plastic Squirrel
s for everybody!

*From Chambers*
Flannel.n. a light woollen textile used for clothing; a piece of this used for washing the face, a face cloth or face flannel;
flattery, soft-soap (colloq)...

I see that I'm appropriately named.



Mistadrong (my favorite arch-nemesis scoundrel)

What a nice Lass. Now Where My AW

Awwwwww. Thanks.

THE KID

The only reason I'm able to post at all is that I'm having an out of thread experience.....

I can see my lifeless body lying at the bottome of the mush as I float above the thread.

Should I go towards the light? or just stick around and see if anyone bothers to try to rescue me?

I would, but I can't sink...

As far as waiting for rescue... Remember how long it took for pheloxi, Caerwynn and I to land that hot air balloon?

some how I missed that....... I think I finally landed it for you...

it's been a long time ago....

Back when I was alive, actually.

Oh, for crying out loud...



:::peers over at the mush:::

:::fishes around:::

:::pulls out an old combat boot:::

:::fishes around again:::

:::pulls out a tire from a Model T Ford:::

:::fishes around again:::

:::pulls out a frozen Wooly Mammoth:::

:::fishes around again:::

:::takes a break:::





:::calls 911:::

:::911 has a busy signal:::

NOooo.....