h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not the 'royal'we, we hope? Maybe the 'wee' we? Or the shredded mini-we? Ah, I know, it's the we before last we!

We be not fourteen, no, couldn`t be `cause we remember where we were and what we was doing when John Lennon died, yes we do, see. That was twenty years ago see, `cause we remember.

Ah, but we be fourteen for twenty-five years. Just like Jack Benny was 39 for thirty years.

Ahh! A female.

Ahem, excuse me, but when I write something on MY homepage it means exactly what I choose it to mean. `We` are the people of the United Kingdom. It`s my Island. The `main` is Europe and the distance is not geographical, its cultural. So, while the rather crusty Euro M.P`s try to drown our individualism in a sea of boring European mediocrity we try to remind them who is was that championed their collective freedoms just sixty years ago? (With a nod & thumbs up in the direction of our cousins over the pond.)

Not female. Small dog. Queen's corgi.

Hello, Arch, thank you for the clarification. Such a reasoned response in the face of overt silliness is truly admirable.

Now, back to the pantomime at hand.

Woof! (wiggle, wiggle, I have no tail!)