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Salve ACE hater!!!!
Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Started conversation Nov 19, 2001
Hang on while I warm up the automated welcoming machine.....
"Hi I'm spelugx (just call me 'x' easier to spell (thanks Irving)).
Welcome to H2G2. I'm am Assistant Community Editor (ACE) and I'm a sort of official greeter. I hope you find lots of interesting things around this site. To help you get started go and have a look at our newspaper (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/thepost), especially the links page where you can find all the groups and meetings places.
Personnally I like to hang out in the Aroma Café where anyone is welcome (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A202924).
"If you have any questions just reply and I try and sort them out for you 
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"x - a *friendly* person 
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Plus can I just point out that copy-and-paste is not morally reprehensable!!!!!!
:x
Salve ACE hater!!!!
</sarcasm> Posted Nov 20, 2001
I DIDN'T SAY THAT I HATE ACES, I HAVE MET MANY NICE ACES... BUT I HAVE SEEN THE SAME MESSAGE TOO MANY TIMES TO THINK THAT IT IS A COINCIDENCE.
THANX FOR THE WELCOME THOUGH, EVEN IF I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE SITE.
Salve ACE hater!!!!
Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Nov 20, 2001
'Salve!' is Latin for 'Salutations!' or 'Greetings!'.
Its the imperative mood.
Salve ACE hater!!!!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 24, 2001
Oh dear ... I hadn't realized I was automated. What a letdown ... 
Salve ACE hater!!!!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 24, 2001
You're right. It's not healthy to fool myself like that. It's too bad really, because I was having so much fun ...
Salve ACE hater!!!!
Ottox Posted Nov 24, 2001
I thought it was good for your health to have fun? 
Oh, by the way, welcome to h2g2! This is an automated message!
Salve ACE hater!!!!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 24, 2001
You're not talking to me, Mr. Automated Message?
Salve ACE hater!!!!
</sarcasm> Posted Nov 25, 2001
HMMM.
QUITE THE CONVERSATION OCCURRED WHILE I WAS GONE.
TOO BAD IT IS AUTOMATED, EH?
REALY, THOGUH ALL'S NOT TO DISPAIR. JUST BECAUSE AUTOMATION MAY NOT BE SUCH A BAD THING.
Salve ACE hater!!!!
GreyDesk Posted Nov 25, 2001
*beep*
This is the Official ACE keyboard repair company calling to fix your Caps Lock key.
*beep, click*
Salve ACE hater!!!!
</sarcasm> Posted Nov 25, 2001
PLEASE... THANKYOU. WHEN IS A GOOD TIME FOR IT TO GET FIXED... IT'S BEEN ANOYING ME FOR YEARS NOW. (I MEAN THIS IN A *HAHA THAT'S FUNNY* SORT OF WAY)
Salve ACE hater!!!!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 26, 2001
I have such a difficult time recognizing sarcasm ...
Salve ACE hater!!!!
GreyDesk Posted Nov 26, 2001
Not really. I was just being helpful, like what ACEs are supposed to be
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- 4: Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged (Nov 20, 2001)
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