h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So you finally made it then?

Enjoy

WOOP! WOOP! so you found my cosy little spot without any trouble then. I was just posting a reply to Jed about shamanism on the FFFF. Wicked place VV amusing, think i'm going to enjoy visiting that one lots. Peeps with like mind 'n' similar. Now going back to join the forum, should be interesting. see ya sat'dy.

Like I said, you'll get lost lots. Keep looking aroud, there's loads of stuff here you'll like.

Off to be carpenters assistant.. again... BORING!!!!! Still, normal service will resume soon. It better or I'll sulk.. and you know how good I am at that

See ya weekend - and keep those Osric tickets safe or else....

Of course I'll keep them safe. My dangly bits mean too much to me to even contemplate misplacing them. Going maggot drowning tomorrow, so got to be up early(only time I don't mind getting up at the crack of dawn,stop that!). Hope the kitchen makeover goes according to plan. See ya! thelongsleekfurrycritterthatswimsandeatsfish'nstuff.

Just popped over, Sue mentioned she had recruited a new sucker - sorry avid researcher, I think it's just guilt as she hasn't been around much.

Welcome anyway, most of us don't bite - well I don't if you know Sue in real life maybe you could spill the dirt

Have Fun

ChawkE

Dirt!!! Excuse me, butter wouldn't melt you know there simply is no dirt. 2 different colours of paint, varnish and some tiling grout under the fingernails maybe, but no dirt.

Anyway Rick already knows I do bite. But only when drunk and extremely agrravated... its a long story.

I see that the ridiculously long name syndrome has bitten already.

Gotta go, a floor to tile

HI Chawk E! yes I know Sue. As far as biting goes ask her about Tufty's arm. I gather that you are a biking type chap from Devon. Most excellent! I have had the joy of blasting along some of those wonderful twisty lanes myself, although one night a group of six bikes myself included had a V close encounter with a sheep on the way back from the Warren inn ( Sue will remember that!).By the way no drinking and driving was involved I assure you! However nice to meet you (figuretively speaking) Got to go make the coffee now, toodle pip

I (we) didn't add sheep in our Biking In Devon entry (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A614486) thought about it but they aren't really unique about Devon.

Anyway, TV to watch scotch to drink.

C Hawke

OK, sheep ain't exactly unique but Dartmoor is still the only place I have encountered them sleeping on the road. Still, perhaps thats something for the Dartmoor entry I will get round to writing some day. After I finish that uni project that I've only been working on 6 months or so... oh hum.

Do I detect the faint whiff of burning martyr here?

Or someone who has spent *so* long on a kitchen! I mean how long does it take to screw some MFI cupboards to the wall?

C Hawke

If you'd actually seen their kitchen before they started putting it back together it looked like someone had cleaned it out with a giant wizzo super-suk vacuum cleaner. Not a lot left! Still, looks very cool now, brilliant job

Burning martyr? Moi? yeah well maybe just a weeny ikkle bit perhaps. Anyhow, they're Wickes units, not MFI rubbish

I even got the cats a new mat for their food today (Pinkies such a messy eater, I didn't want her mucking up my nice new floor - so SAD!) Pink run away from it and Floyd decided it was all hers. She's now sat there guarding it. Idiot creatures.

Off to burn some dinner

and speaking of Pink Floyd in a roundabout, namesake sort of way, Roger Waters is doing a big tour next summer. Wouldn't mind seeing him as long as he promises not to do too much of the depressing stuff.

Whose diner yours or the cats'?

Mmmm friend Kitty Kat

C Hawke

But you have a nice new cooker! how could you burn din-dins it just wouldn't be fair. well, maybe not floyd. I don't fancy having my eyeballs plucked out. check ya soon Otter

The burnt dinner maybe because Sue has realised her new oven is mark in C whereas the old one was marked in F

C Hawke

It's easy to get your F'n'C's mixed up i've done it meself and nearly started a fire. Though that was some few decades ago.

Oo er missus, gettung your F's and C's muddled sounds very painful, got to get used to this electrickery stuff again.

I'm a bit down at the mo - got my redundancy notice today - I've got 3 months before the job goes, shound be enough time for me to find something else, but I'm off for an extremely large vodka and coke.

I'm sorry to hear that! But then you should be able to find something else fairly easily, I have every confidence in you. Good luck with the job hunting hope it all goes well. Otter