h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

maybe she wasn't feeling very well </>

She seemed ok to me.

I was on my best behavior!

So Cal, we were very hurt that you stood us up! We kept an eye on sky all afternoon, waiting for you.

And Evangeline was very nice also. I had a good time. </>

I even warned the that someone may drop in. Just in case you did parachute in for the meeting.

Have you looked through the lunch menu?

Yes, I did. Some of the things look good, but I have to admit, I've never tried anything tofu. I know it's much healthier, but I like meat. Hey, but what's this...roast beef sandwich on the menu?? Now we're talking!

The roast beef is hormone free meat without preservatives.

Applegate Farms is the brand, by the way.

Sounds healthy enough for me.

*hands the choc chip cookies all round*

Thank you.

*pours *

*serves the *

did I hear someone mention healthy?

Healthy is a relative term.

So true. For instance, healthy to me means one chocolate chip cookie instead of two!

*passes the plate to cookies back to Cal*

In relative terms, that's the same as one pound of cookies instead of two pounds.

Sure. One pound must be healthier than two pounds, right?

Depends on how many pounds they ate before that one.

Similarly, if one giant cookie weighed one pound, and 10 smaller cookies weighed one pound together, wouldn't it still be healthier to just eat the single one pound cookie?

Yes, as long as you have a glass big enough to dunk that into.

Hm, now there's the problem.

Soup mugs work well for dunking cookies in tea.