h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There once was a gent with a secret
who wasn't at all sure it could be kept
He was suave with the ladies
but his identity was hazy
and with each full they all wept...

He`s not all he seems, that`s for sure
The truth only he must endure
Far better if he
pretends to be me
I`m Lurcher, and I know the score.

Your attributes you speak of very highly
but the wolf (as we know) is quite wiley...
They charm and they jest,
your character to test
as their jaws close around you quite tightly!

The prey`s always chosen with care
selected, then nurtured with flair
they`ll know life and death
in the space of one breath
Turn around, and no-one is there

The "prey" has charms of her own
lithe, mysterious, seductive...unknown
Watch your step while together
or your heart's the next feather
she adds to her lovely new comb...

Well - it's 4:00pm and we are having a snowstorm, so I'm out of here! You're limericks are delightful! Have a lovely weekend! (oh, and here's one more for you...)

In his dreams she haunts him at night
Her perfume is all that lingers when morning turns bright.
Was she real or a dream
he wonders as his eyes search the scene...
distraught by his lingering plight.

I never sleep, so don`t get to dream

Have a great week-end Michele.



L

*tried to write another limerick but her rhymer was on the fritz*

My golfing skills are not some of my best
In a tournament they were put to the test
The ball would not travel
and would end up in the gravel
cause my swing is obstructed by my chest!

The Amazons, that warrior clan
when faced with this problem, began
removing one breast
(whichever was best)
And could then pull a Bow like a man!

Now Golf is a different thing
you don`t pull and release, you just swing
so this treatment severe
wouldn`t help you my dear
Have you tried sticky tape and some string?

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