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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Started conversation Feb 18, 2002
Hello
Yes, I want this incarnation for the museum too. A416819
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slarty Posted Feb 21, 2002
Help! Help. My reply's been eggnapped. 
How much did you pay them Amy?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Feb 21, 2002
That's been happening a lot recently. I think Jim has been using the wrong kind of fairy cake in the database servers. 
*catches the large fowl one by surprise with a giant net and drags her off to the museum* 
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slarty Posted Feb 21, 2002
I suppose it makes a change, my postings vanishing for a good reason 
Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interred in a cyber grave.
Hi Amy. long time no see 
...and you're in luck, I can't remember the rest
Oh yeah, I'd better pop over to Netscape 6.1 to see if you've caught that imposter who goes by the misleading name of The Original Nannythesixfootchicken, on your latest big game hunt.
I'm back, did you miss me? I see h2g2 and Netscape are still not on the best of terms so I can't see if you've caught the imposter yet.
Wait a minute, what are you doing with that net? Aaargh! Help! Help, she's making an exhibition of me.
What are you planning on doing with that sage and onion Amy?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Feb 21, 2002
Oh that's nothing. Wait and see what I do with your chestnuts. 
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slarty Posted Feb 21, 2002
*there is a gentle thud measuring 8.9 on the rooster scale as the oversized chicken crumples to the floor*
*a note flutters from her beak. It reads, "I'm not really a chicken you know, I'm a man trapped in a chicken's body (no arrest jokes please). For a real chicken you want the other one.*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Feb 21, 2002
I've already got her trussed.
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slarty Posted Feb 21, 2002
Wort appened, and wen did Oi sirt on this urnion?
*staggers around trailing the net and Amy, and goes off to see if Opera or a new 4.75 User will work for her doppelganger*
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