h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's later now.
Come on PS, don't keep us all in suspenders.

*snaps Mistadrongs suspenders*

::His stockings fall down::
Now I am a dresser.

i dont think i can take any more of this concentrated, sustained wit...

You mean you actually found some?

yeah. you were blotting it out :-p

Tum-te-tum-te-tum... *drums annoyingly on table with fingernails*

How do you get any gigs if you drum annoyingly?



I think Mistadrong that PS is jealous of the competition...
dressing that is...

Don't mind a little healthy competition.
And I get gigs by playing Guitar a lot more than Drums

I have an electric guitar, and an amplifier... now if I only knew how to play! (purchased them for my daughter to take lessons on. However now she is playing the piano, and the guitar is just sitting there very lonely like...)

Is it any good? I can always use more for my collection.

I have no idea. I think the guitar was $125.00 ( It's white and kind of a weird shape. I don't remember the manufacturer, purchased it at a music store) and the amp was $80.00. And a year of lessons that she hated cause the guy only had her playing chords. But she is really a fast learner with the piano - and she likes that much better cause she gets to play the melody also. (plus she likes this teacher much better) However this guy teaches guitar also, so after she's had a year or more of piano, I might have her taking lessons for both instruments concurrently.

My grandmother tried to teach me how to play an acoustic guitar, but it hurt my fingers. She said that if I kept playing I would get callouses on my fingertips and then it wouldn't hurt. They never did - so I stopped. Tender fingertips I guess! My daughter is very active - she has callouses all over her hands from tree-climbing, monkey bars, ets. So she never had any problems with the guitar (except for the boring teacher).

Doesn't sound that hot at that price. Ah well. I no longer have any feeling in the tips of my fingers as they're all dead skin callouses (and they really do go a lovely shade of nicotine brown, much quicker than ordinary skin )
Piano is a lot nicer to play, but much harder, she must just be talented.

Enough of the pleasantries! Let's have your good news and we want it right now!

(don't you think that was a smooth segway?)

*drums fingers again* lalalalalalalalalalalala
(still don't know if it's good news or not yet anyway)
Nice weather for the time of year isn't it?

*pins PS down, him until his legs fall off*

Now talk! Or I'll hide your legs!

Can't. Not til I know, like I said, I'm not jinxing this one...

Well then, I'll just put your legs up here in this cabinet (locks it with a key) until you feel like giving us more info.

(walks off with key)

Fine it's not like it's the first time I've been legless.