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He came with the name when I adopted him, nothing you can do when you get a 7 year old dog called Rambo, except grin and bear it (especially when he's as gay as gay can be)

Just so long as you don't get confused.
I don't want to think of the consequences of grinning and baring it in front of a gay dog called Rambo.

Good point, lucky I'm not a really...

I suppose people who have a massive macho Rottweiler have to grin and bear it.

Oh very good *applause*
I always wanted a Rottweiler called Cuddles for some reason

I suppose the alternative would be a chihuaha called Killer or Slasher.

Yeah, it's important to have Ironic pets

not only is your dog called rambo, its gay. how cool is that?

I'm off to buy a budgie so I can name it Condor.
;-[

Marvellous idea
Will get a Hamster called Demis Roussos

That's a difficult one to top.

but I'm working on it

I have an aquarium full of guppies, the females are all pregnant so I call them all slim.

The males are *still* chasing them so I'm gonna call them all

You can see pics of the gay Rambo online now

I had thought of getting a goldfish and calling it Jaws but that was too obvious so I've settled on a tortoise called Flash.
to see gay Rambo.

s back from Squirrelworld.
Where's the photo.

You think you've had a raw deal PS.? I've been given a £10 Boots voucher. Now what do I buy with £10 in Boots?

male beauty products?

i was thinking of getting a moose and calling it melida messenger...

No irony in that though Pic of Bo & me at http://plastic.tazonline.org/about2.asp

All the important questions are answered now, there's only the meaning of life left.

You shouldn't let Rambo sit on the chair though.

42. I thought you'd know that
I wish he'd let me sit on the chair sometimes, but there you go, very funny *Hrrumph*

i hate to tell you this, i really do, but grunge is dead