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Philosopher has recently(two months ago) joined the Cathouse and is now a cat. Any efforts to catch him have been stopped by the Cathouse's security system( a bunch of angry cats on catnip).
The reward his been upped a billion dollars.

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Latest reply: Feb 12, 2002

Philospher bounty

A reward has been offered for information about Philosophers whereabouts. The reward is 100000000000 with five more zeros. If you have any information discuss this entry.

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Latest reply: Jan 24, 2002

Reward

A reward has been offered for information about Philosophers whereabouts. The reward is 100000000000 with five more zeros. If you have any information discuss this entry.

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Latest reply: Jan 24, 2002

Philosopher Spotted

The criminal philosopher was spotted hanging around the doughnut stand on Jan. 9, 2002. Though he didn't have lethal lame jokes with him he paralyzed the witness with rhetorical questions involving the universe revolving around a large plate of swiss cheese. He also blew up the dougnut stand with the dangerous,though classic, chicken and egg projectile philosophy. Philosopher has apparently yet again tried to be funny and instead succeded in driving the audience insane. Once again we warn that Philsopher is armed, but we also mention the fact that you could live off the reward for the rest of your life, easily supporting five friends.

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Latest reply: Jan 22, 2002

Dounut

I ate a dounut yesterday. I wonder if you care. Hi.

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Latest reply: Dec 10, 2001


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