h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The criminal philosopher was spotted hanging around the doughnut stand on Jan. 9, 2002. Though he didn't have lethal lame jokes with him he paralyzed the witness with rhetorical questions involving the universe revolving around a large plate of swiss cheese. He also blew up the dougnut stand with the dangerous,though classic, chicken and egg projectile philosophy. Philosopher has apparently yet again tried to be funny and instead succeded in driving the audience insane. Once again we warn that Philsopher is armed, but we also mention the fact that you could live off the reward for the rest of your life, easily supporting five friends.