h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Elmer fudd not daffy duck. And defintly not Eferam the retarded rabbit.

I'm thinking of the episode where Daffy and Bugs are swingin Elmer's double barrel shotgun backwards and forwards, arguing whether it's rabbit or duck season and Daffy keeps getting his beak shot off

Wabbit season! Duck season! Elmer Fudd season?!

(Stewie) [spoken] Well, it hasn't been all bad. I must admit, there were some moments that were, dare I say, fun.

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives.

(Stewie) Take it dog...

(Brian) We're quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma and Louise.
'cept you're not six feet tall
(Stewie) Yes and your breasts don't reach your knees.
(Brian) Give it time.

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style.

(Brian) I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.
(Stewie) How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.
(Brian) Oh, pee jokes

(Both) We've traveled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

(Brian) Crazy travel conditions, huh?
(Stewie) First class or no class
(Brian) Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop until we're there
(Brian) Maybe for a beer.

(Brian) Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
(Stewie) That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die. Please!

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.

(Brian) We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.
(Stewie) We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass. (Brian) Yikes!

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of College Freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.

We're Rhode Island Bound!

what's that from?

Family Guy!

can't have got here (Australia)

U.S.? Saturday Night Live?

US animated series that is simmilar to The Simpson

Sorry, have seen it...baby is psychotic and the dog has an educated accent

yea...that was the Road to Rhode Island song...

sounds like a send-up of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby

here's another

Officer: Hey that's against the law, you're coming with me
Peter:Uh, Uh, Uh, Can't touch me...

...can't touch me
J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even J-walk in the street
I can riot loot, and not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teet
Can't touch me
...you can't touch me

(Adam West) What in God's name is he doing?
...can't touch me.
(Cleveland) I believe that's the worm.

Stop! Peter time.
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute let's all do the funk.
Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,
...can't touch me
I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot.
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Bagbay
It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,
Let's see Regis rap this way. Can't touch me.

[Spoken] Except for you. You can touch me.

I think I'll try harder to catch the show


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no...

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