h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's ok. Me too... I think... although I may not be.

*reappears and throws some possibly beige clothing in the bin*

umm, well I think I may have just became FF's gimp and plaything

.... Can I be your pimp then? I need the money.

Wait, wait, wait... I'm not handing out any money. I'm on a quest for free stuff here. If anyone gets to be the pimp it's me.

umm... I have 12 little coins with a sail boat on them, 20 with a beaver *snicker* on them and 3 with a maple leaf... is that enough to buy myself back from you? I don't want to be pimped out.

Hey, Canadian currency.

Don't worry, no one will pimp you out. I was just saying that if it *was* going to happen, which it's not, that I should be in charge and not EC.

Nuh uh! I want a cut of the profit too!

How about I give FF the money, in fact I'll even match the amount with british coin too, and then we can pimp out you, EC

I don't like that idea for some reason.

tough doodoo mr doody head I am content with my new roll in life and so should you be

I am content with my roll but not with my bun.

hey it could be worse, you could be trying to cuddle Bun-Bun

Do I look crazy AND stupid to you?

umm, do you want the honest answer or do you want me to say 'No, of course you dont'?

The second option.

What's the problem EC? It doesn't seem like that bad an idea to me.

I tried being a ho once. It got me nothing but sore feet and Mad Cow disease.

Ok. Then you have to come up with some other money making scheme.

Um, Speaking of Tape EC, you just stepped in it... and I do believe that FF just leaned against some, that was all stuck sticky-likes to the wall...
TB, what say you we play cards over in the next room for awhile?
*Shrug*

...

Wait. What's happening? Why am I stuck to the wall?