h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Because! I'm not a girl!

Well that's not my fault!

Give me five minutes and a quantum mechanics textbook and I'll prove it was!

Hrhhh...


*Uses his to undo the rest of the tape*
Sheesh.

Hey! I was just in the middle of proving to FF that it was her fault that I'm a guy!

An it's been more than five minutes. Get on with it.

Be that way *goes off to grouch in the corner*

... Also, say goodbye to your childhood!

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Poor Pooh.

Now come out of that corner you grouch!

You're supposed to be mentally scarred! POOH! DISSECTION!

I can handle it.

But sometimes life can imitate art. Would you mind putting on this Pooh Bear outfit for a minute?

Yes. I would mind getting into that Pooh costume. I don't trust that look on your face at all.

Which look? You can trust me.

I don't trust that I can trust you.

Why not?

Cause you're evil.

Me? That's rediculous!

You are in the evil army.

Good point. Fine, don't wear the suit than. See if I care. *pouts*

I won't then.

Alright then.