h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm personally a little sick of everybody else in the game thats not you guys.

yea, well, somehow I'm too. I think they're being very unfair.

Whatever. We need to focus on US having fun. And for that I'll make whatever concessions are neccessary. Theres no point playing the game if it isn't fun.

can I enter the conversation?

Yes. Yes you can.

Im a player of urbandead. Or better: Im a cityzen of Dartside. Westerday I found you H2G2 and red these little conversation. I can say you have it all wrong...

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Fearing that I'll have to spend more time as a zombie I bought a zombie-skill now.

hi! Joined yesterday, called from dartsie... what does that mean?

Please: share your insight.

Dartside is our home. It have been for some months. We "gained" this suburb thru constant figth. aguainst Zombie, Pkers, Zspy...
And when a group of zombies/humans invade our area and claim that "We will take a chunk of the city for hootoo!", we are not very happy about it

Its a shame no-one has heard of "roleplaying to increase the playing pleasure." We are a group on this site and we learned about Urban Dead and wanted to stay a group on there too. Even if we wanted to "take a chunk of the city" how would we go about it? Would we kill all other humans? That would just make more zombies.

Its all talk and vapors. We did not invade. We came and found a building that wasn't being used.

I've had to deal with grief from several dartside groups because of what I put on the group page. I'm on the verge of changing it to somethign "friendlier"

"Oh, lookit us! We're the Evil Army! Our goal is to give hugs to all the poor people! Love and sharing for all"

Look, all I want is for my group to be able to play the game in relative peace. I have no want, intention, or delusion of declaring war on the other groups in Dartside.

I can't imagine that we really are a threat for anyone.

*heavy sarcasm* Nonsense Tavaron! Our ten, maybe twelve members, are HIGHLY threatening! Just look at our small numbers and even smaller levels! Why, we might do anything! We might even, oh I dunno, kill zombies and heal people! */*

Sorry if I'm sounding a little jerkish but I've been trying to clear up this problem for a couple days now with nothing to show for it but several of my friends PK'd. I'm just a little fed up.

Read you post:
Our goal could be to take a region for ourselves...
Or
Basically attack anyone not in our group.

I've head those words before! You want to turn Dartside into a new Shearbank? You are not DARIS. And unfortunatly you dont even know what Im talking about.

Darside is part of the Malton Confederacy. A area that the survivors have make a safer place. Its a game two teams: us and the zombies. There is no middle terms: you brougth zombies to this area. You probably didn't know the extreme paranoia of the game. People are reacting the way experience teached them: kill Z and any group for Z "friend". They have been hurt too much and don't risk anymore.
All in a roleplaying mode...

erm... yes, yes, sure, sorry EC. I can see that we are a very powerful force.

You are not powerfull! Who are been killed like rabbits! I never Pk a player and even I want to kill you. The fact are that the barricades are going down, the number of zombies is going up since you arrived. It can be a plot to kill us all for what we know! Its paranoia, and it what it should be! We are survivors in a city full of zombies, we don't trust anybody. This it RPG.

I even think its strange that the Regulators Alliance, Dartside Whiners, Malton Confederacy, 4 Corners Regulators, and all the other groups are leaving you alive.

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That's exactly what we say the whole time! We wonder why anyone bothers about us at all! We didn't ruin *any* barricades!

God, you are the most paranoid person I've ever talked to, and I used to believe that the dude from Scream was hiding in my closet.

I don't know what happened at Shearbank. Most of my group is below level five. If its my group page that is causing the problems I will change it, but I will not disown my friends just because they wanted to play as a zombie charecter.

It is just a game. You people are taking it way too seriously. The increase in zombies happened a week after we arrived. The barricades going down hurts us too. The place we were staying at, Beete Bank, had its barricades constantly falling. To our detriment.

WE JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME IN PEACE!

ok ok ok chill folks. May I introduce myself. I am kitush, and will for the time being play the part of the diplomat so sit around the bloomin' table..

*round table suddenly appears as do chairs*

I apologise for the problems from dartisde. May I call you dart?
First of all - welcome to h2g2

Secondly - when we first started playing, our aim was to have fun. We also wanted to create an area of malton for ourselves where we could belong. Unfortunately we chose Dartside. We're currently thinking about changing our goals.
Our zombies will behave, and pick only on other zombies. And we want to work side by side with the other groups to create a peaceful dartside. All we ask is to be allowed to have some fun.

Thanks for the welcome, carrier of the darkness...

First of all lets make one thing clear: I speak for myself. Im from 1 of the several groups operating in Dartside but I do not, in any way represent them.

Second: I like you guys,... You are so... naif (in a good way)
Its only because of this that i've decide to drop a word in H2G2