h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes the BFG*

Good, let's go then.

*walks straight into the door*

Ouch.

Heh heh. Slapstick cracks me up every time.

Anyway, *opens door* lets prod buttock!

(sorry, I don't really feel like that today)

Fine. We'll have a sit-down instead. *plops down on a couch which was assuredly there all along*

Yea, thanks.

*sits down, too*

I knd of had a bad week.

Oh? Do tell. In long and unneccessary detail.

Well, basically I think I lost a friend. She isn't interested in me anymore, can't even be bothered occupying a seat in the lecture hall for me and a few minutes ago she sent me angry messages because I just didn't have an idea for the project we have to do together because I'm quite occupied with my exam.

She might be having trouble in her life. Have you asked her about it?

She wouldn't tell me, and I think it all started when she got her boyfriend.

Oh. Hm.

I guess you could try telling her what you're feeling. How long have you been friends?

Maybe.
2 years. I mean, I never met her if we didn't have uni stuff to do and for her I was only 'she studies with me', but...

Well, its up to your choice of course.

I'm not sure what I'll do. We'll see. Maybe it gets right again.

Want me to do something silly?

oh yea

Right *pulls out a sea sick rhino, three dozen hard boiled eggs, and a hat made out of cheese* For my next trick, I'm going to make this tiger disappear!

Ok, show me.

Abra cadabra. Do you see a tiger?

er... no

Right. Be amazed.