h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Literalist strikes again!

Good morning!
How's life today?

I am/have become an Opinions writer for my college newspaper.

Now all I have to do is go get some opinions.

That's great! Congratulations!

*holds out a squirt gun* Your opinions or your life.

Take them! Take them all! But let me live!

Right! Lets hear them then.

Well... I'm agains it, of course. That's my opinion, I don't like it.

Any specific questions?

Er... Blarg?

I oppose it, absolutely! They always tell you that, but in fact... noooo, never, all lies.

What?

anything else you want to know?

ah, and to 'what?' I say: that, yea, exactely that

*eats flower*

want another one?

... Er... why is the sky changing colors?

Because at the horizon the sunbeams have to go through more athmosphere and also part of the red licht is filtered. You especially see that in cities, where the air is so thich of pollution that the light has an even harder way.