h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your most welcome back to 3N, Blk!

I miss the friendly bickering with you...

Friendly? Oh yes... friendly... the thing you do... amongst... friends... *start to talk to self in strange manner*

You weren't causing any strife or controversy. That was down to me and Godbollocks. Please come back Evil, people like you, you're funny. In any case we're in need of postings as we near another bloody milestone

Hmmm... with a milestone post i could advertise the evil army thusly our numbers may yet reach fifty! ONwards brave stallion and away! *another window jump*

- and you succeded, you little rascal!

*climbs through window with broken shards of glass in soft fleshy flesh* Victory is mine! I'm going to go give myself a blood transfusion now...

In honor of Red's grand achievements as a Thingite soldier, new mother, creative writer, and in appreciation of her "just being her" ... a new fan club has been established ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F1684176?thread=616377&latest=1 I respectfully ask that you join us in mirth, merriment and in the celebration of our friendship with Redpeckhamthegratepompomwithknobson!!! :-D

... Well this is new. I've never seen a fanclub just spontaneoulsy form like this before... unless you count the ... nah. Better not get into that.

How do you mean Evil? spontaneously form? Now you've really got me worried. I'm neurotic enough as it is about it

Well it just sort of popped out of the blue... depending on what hootoo format you use... i use goo so it popped out of the navy blue.

Well excuuuuuuuse me for defining my terms...

If you ever want to pop into the new entity that is my fanclub, Evil, you are very welcome!

I'll think about it long and hard. Its the only way to think with that glass shard in my skull

* arrives with forceps, pliers and a sharp pointy knife*

Come here, Blk, and I´ll get the glass outta your head

No thank you. I want the weasel gravy on the side of the large bleeding wound. Feel free to close the window on my way out. Making sense I am not? Bad is my syntax. Speak like Yoda I do.

Just arrived from Dagobah? No glass windows at Dagobah as far as I remember.

I´m good at this kind of surgery. I´ve even got built-in electrocagulation..

I Ton'd tanw yurgers! I switching first and last letters oh my!

You definitely need URGENT TECHNICALLY ADVANCED ELECTRO COAGULATION SUPPORTED MAJOR INVASIVE SURGICAL TREATMENT - and a machine that goes bing! is included.

* pulls out GIANT toolbox and starts to put pliers, saws, s, forcepses and other tools on top of kitchen table*

I thought it was the machine that goes "ping"