h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, where did you go.
Everyone I talk to disappears, it's getting spooky.
Unless you are all just figments of my imagination.
Which is why you make no sense.
If someones upset you let me know and I will kick them in the shins.
p.s. Nice

...broken computer...

my computer has died and must be reincarnated... it will have the same body but is soul will be different... all the memory will be gone... like a ghola from Dune.

Prayers will be said for the safe transition at the Church of St Barry

and All Angels (don't know what the bloke in the frock is burbling on

about but, man, that communion wine is good)

tisk tisk...geting off of communion wine...shame*falls over in a stupor*

Yep, tastes like heaven,



but the punishment is like an angry god jumping up and down on your head for four hours!!

You have been warned.

eh? what are you people doing here?

...getting off of communion wine...?

There's plenty to go around.

Can I get you a glass?

*shrugs* Sure. TGIF and all that!

There's not much left, I'll have to launch a raid on the Evangelical Suorstore soon to pick up supplies.

That's Superstore of course.

Hmm, powerful stuff!

riiight....

Or maybe I just can't type.

All things are possible.

all things are possible and all doors open when you become one with the Jacket... you'll have to ask supermoo about that one.

I am one with the Jacket...THE Jacket...not A jacket...but THE Jacket...*Haec Dies choral interlude...*...well basically it's this denem jacket that I wear to school every day and has all sort of useful and useless items in it...I am known by The Jacket...I've worn a The Jacket since I was in fifth grade I believe and I am now in 12th...

oh and the refrence EvilClaw was making was actually to a comic he drew in which I was one with The Jacket and thus I was really just represented by this floating The Jacket and provided words of wisdom and the like since I was one with The Jacket...

Ah but when you keep lots of things in your jacket(or indeed Jacket) don't you find that you never know where anything is?

Is your super power the ability to rummage really quickly through your pockets whilst declaiming "I'M SURE I HAD IT A MOMENT AGO!"

I have something similar in "the bag that contains all things".

he says "I think i have [insert item here] in here" and then "I guess not"

no it's "That's one of the few things I don't have in here..."