h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This book was written as an excuse for an opportunity to discuss EvilClaw's mental problems. As such i will use some strange such as it were and as opposed to the opposition of the advancement for the advancers for the con side of the arguement. This book will be added to occasionaly and will answer questions asked by the readers (what readers? No one will read this) if time and the propernacity of spelling allows. Chapter One will be backround on Claw and EvilClaw and Chapter Two will discuss the incident at the MotMV, maybe.

Whats more to explain. Your karazee and thats it...or is it?
What kinda karazee karazeeness are you...the wourald will neaver know.
Oh well.

Yes but i'll be giving backround on this conversation for those who don't know me. Besides you're a giant pulsating brain like structure with one huge eyeball. Freak.

humph...I feel left out...

Who are you...?
I'm the fat bearded lady and who are you supposed to be? one of the FREAKS...?
GET BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED B***H!

are you talking to yourself...? On my autobiography no less! Hmph!

I AM NOT TALKING TO MYSELF...
well what were you doing...?
carring on a conversation with my other personality...
THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
Ummmmm....hey look is that a thing that you are extremely interested in?
Huh...Where?
Over there
*looks*
**
*Follows just as fast as is running*
NOO STOP FOLLOWING ME...AHHHH
Now how in the world am I supposed to do that?
idunno

GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUWT!