h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Valentine's day is an evil, corporate holiday designed to cheat people out of money and make people who don't have somebody feel really dejected,
And I love you.

You're silly.

I know, there's more.

Roses are red,
Violets are rotten.
This poem had an end,
But it I have for gotten.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

Roses are red,
Violets are orange.
Oh... Damn!
Nothing ryhmes wth ORANGE!

Except for Borange.

What?


Violets are green,
Roses are blue.
Turns out I'm colour blind,
How about you?

Nah. I can distinguish red and green fine.

Roses are red,
Violets are stupid.
Valentine's day is over,
And I shot cupid.

Yay!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I should really stop this now,
Because of that shotgun you have.

You noticed

Well, either that or your pleased to...

Nope it's a gun all right...

That other thing you were about to mention don't tend to have two barrels.

Excuse me for a second, I have to hit my head off this wall for a second.

*Smak*

Take your time.

Right now, Roses..

Huh?

Oh bugger this.

Kiss me cat thing!