h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lesson Two: http://www.egscomics.com/d/20021016.html

I think I need to practice saying "whatever".

That laughs got to go. Its too jolly. You need a kind of cynical laugh or perhaps a deadpan one.

You don't need to worry about that. I am the master of the cynical laugh.

But there is something I can't be apathetic about. Check the last post in my latest journal entry.

K.

Yay!!! Happy, happy, joy, joy.

Happy for you, I am.

I gave chocolate to the children. They were the nicest children ever!

Even nicer than the Magic School Bus class?

Waaay nicer!

Zee oh em gee!

Zomg?

Pah so buh lee.

That I understand but I still don't get the first one.

OMG - Oh my god.
Z - unneccesary yet it sounds so snazzy.

Zohmigawd!

Ah! Now I see. And it does sound snazzy. Amazing.

Albert is smart, he's a genius.

Is he now?

One day he'll sever his apron strings
All the while he will be scribling things
Genius things!

Why is he wearing an apron to begin with?

Hmmm... I'm not too sure. That information is not included in the song.