h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Depends (TM).

Indeed...

What?

No! What???

Hm?

Stop delighting in making my head say ouch!

But I delight so easily!

I now have much Zim on my lovely laptop. And I didn't answer you sooner because I was watching Zim. How's that for delight?

You are very wise grasshopper.

I am not a grasshopper! Grasshoppers are evil things that followed me that one summer several years ago.

They were secretly tiny men.

How do you know?? Are you working with the tiny men?? Answer meeeeeee!!!!

No I'm not. I'm working against the squirrels.

With the tiny men?

Do something! I'm very sad and need cheering up.

Well that answers the question I had on another thread.

Y'see, the secret to tiny men is that they see things differently then we do, on account of wavelengths.

Also they control traffic lights. Did you know that?

I didn't. You might have a poltergiest on your hands.

It's true. My Mom explained it to me once. She said that there are three little men that live in the traffic lights. She told me their names but I forget now. Anyways, they each control a light and the poor unfortunate one who controls the red light has to run down the stairs to the green arrow on the traffic lights that have them.