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Post 41

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

mmm

Can I have the frothy cream?


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Post 42

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Sure help yourself.
*begins cleaning with a vacuum cleaner*
Great, now the floor is all sticky with chocolate!


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Post 43

spook

QUASIMOJO WHERE ARE YOU?


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Post 44

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Check under the carpet.


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Post 45

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*licks the floor*


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Post 46

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

That is dicust... Oh what the heck!
*joins werekitty*


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Post 47

spook

nope, not there.


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Post 48

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

No but heres a fridge and a closet under the carpet.


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Post 49

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

mmmm


eeww! Don't lick that bit!!


mmmm...


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Post 50

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Hey you found my "clean" socks!


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Post 51

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Oh! That's what they are. They seem to be engrained into the carpet.


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Post 52

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Yeah well they are 3 000 000 years old.


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Post 53

spook

nope, Quasimojo isn't there either. did anyone check the hosepipe in the garden? if not, could someone please lok into it now!


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Post 54

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

wow.

*looks at them reverentially.*


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Post 55

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

DONT TOUCH THEM!
They could be alive.
*one of the socks twitches*


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Post 56

spook

'clean' socks? *chucks socks in washing powder.* not any more!smiley - biggrin


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Post 57

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Dear god!!!! The sock seems to be resisting!!


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Post 58

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Closer the hatch to the washer!
*throws himself on top of the washing machine*
It's trying to come out!


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Post 59

spook

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*starts hitting socks with spade, and won't stop until he finds Quasimojo!*


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Post 60

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*foam billows out the gaps*

*Jumps on Rimmer's head*


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